this just happened

i had my earplugs in one ear and people were talking to me so i took them out, but i wasn't looking and it landed in my chocolate milk so i was like "fuuuuck! and sucked the milk off of it and it was just in my ear.

I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THEM, EARBUDS ARE EXPENSIVE.

that's okay right? because it's my ear wax?

please let me know what you people think about this, because i'm now offically the black sheep in the office.