Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

maps backwards is spam.

View the big trip! in a larger map

here's where i am now, and a few places i've been. save this map, and i'll keep updating it. if you want.

also, if it says in any of the comments that "i have a small wang" that is dru, and he is the ball licker.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

For Mr. Max Croes, whom I don't believe I've ever actually met.

You got it, kid! This is totally worth passing on! BAHAHAHA!


Sam's dad's email is colquitt1955@yahoo.com

equal parts lol and awwww for your holiday

"insert your favorite King Julian quote"

Friday, April 17, 2009


Did Sam die on the 19th? If so, what are we doing to remember him? I propose that everyone make sure that their tattoo is visible all day long. Like, roll up your jeans, cut a hole in your shirt, whatever you have to do, just wear that shit like a badge of honor.

As I'm currently living in the future, I'll be rocking the 1/2 pant leg rolled up look for two days. My 19th and yours.

I'm going sand tobogganing at Cape Reinga, NZ.

I hope that there is a Great Party in Nac.
I hope that when you play wizard that someone cheats as much as I did at the last party I was at.
I hope that the tree is, dead or alive, revered.
I hope there is much cooking in his honor.
I hope you email his mom, dad and brother. As much as we miss him, don't forget their place.
I hope everyone changes their facebook page to a picture of him, or him and you.

This was one of the few dates that I knew would be hard for me to be away for.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

kick, push, coast.

i dont know what else to say

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Dominoes Video boogers and farts


watch this

i hate calgary?

Pervert looks up seven-year-old's dress and runs away, only to get tackled by a guy who randomly attacks people who are running

Friday, April 10, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009