Sunday, December 28, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008


This made me laugh pretty hard. Mostly due to the lack of proper English. Also, fuck yer


Friday, December 19, 2008

from the desk of: george washington

hey humans. this is george. sean said that everyone would be interested in hearing about me, so josephine asked me to write a little something about how my life's going lately. since i recently learned how to type, i accepted the challenge. but what to say?
here is the thing: i mostly sleep. because i am a fucking cat.
here are some places i like to sleep:
on josephine
on brian
on guests
in drawers
in the dryer
on the tv
on the computer monitor

other things i enjoy doing include: stretching, walking/perching on tv and computer monitor, looking out windows, trying to escape my apartment, taking really long pees, and scratching bitches.

things i will never do include: save british children, invite clementine or saber over (thanks brian and josephine), forget upton.

i am pretty happy here at 2016 banita street apartment 4, but i wish i could go outside. jo says that she will get me a collar and then we'll see. but jo is a pirate hooker. she feeds me twice a day which is sweet, but i was getting a little hefty there for a while. so now she starves me and makes me run on treadmills. yeah. that's true.

time to go sleep. bye bitches. don't ever forget: I WILL KILL YOU.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

pizza babies

josephine is scanning a ton of pictures for me right now. this one is the best. this is us in san fran. they wouldn't give us the big pizza so we got that one. no kidding. we are fucking awesome. more to come over at my blog. there are a ton!

butthurt form

this is a list of shit that people search to get to our blog.

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Seriously, this movie looks amazing.

Also, Liam Neeson gives me boners. Yes. Plural.

christ and crackers

I miss everyone. You're elephant and sweaters party looked amazing; I wish I'd been there. No one here is that weird and fun. Seriously. People here think I'm weird. Well people everywhere think that actually.

So any plans for New Years Eve? I'm ganna make a mixed cd.

im gonna cut your god damn head off


Saturday, December 13, 2008

so fucking funny.

it wouldn't let me do the embed, so here's the link

get ready to die of laughter.

also, check out:

tooooo muuuuch!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

for rabberto

good old rock, nothing beats rock

the winner of this game = me

hockey: the greatest team sport?
i think this is proof

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


why when i post hilarious stuff does it not fit the picture in the space. fix the space! FTW.


making up words now?

now you can see most of america from the street

View Larger Map

i can has nobel?

i love this guy so much more now

people are just not as cool as us

Monday, December 8, 2008


i'll be in town on the 20th for a few days (minus the 24th and 25th)

who wants to hang out with me?


for those of you who don't already know, i'm leaving the nasty nac and moving to austin for a few months. i'll be that cool and live with my mom until i leave for new zealand. dru and i are going to open a hostel. yes, you can be jealous. and yes, you will get the same 'friend discount' that everyone else gets. 5%.

right now i'm feeling a little daunted by the prospect of getting a loan and putting all my eggs into remote oversees tourism. but, that aside, i'm in a really good place. dru and i are both committed to Hostel Takeover, and we can make it happen.

sweet name huh?

i'm obviously sad about ending this 6 year stretch, but as many of the authors on this blog know, it is about time. i'm 24. so a 1/4 of my life has been inside this loop. i don't regret staying. even after seeing cotten, dru, lauri, max, kevin, zero, micha, dan and others go, i knew i would leave when it was my time. that time is now. i think this is the waning of my time here and that is the best time to leave. i think i would be bitter and unhappy if i were to see my 7th fall semester begin in nac.

let's talk about epicness. no- fuck talking- let's enact epicness. i want my going away party to be spoken of in the same breath as mabeufapooza, the tickle me elmo craze and the sacking of rome. currently i only have me getting kicked out of the FB on the agenda. but we can work on it over the next few weeks.

Friday, December 5, 2008

This one goes out to all my fellow actors...


Vinnie Jones, actor and former soccer star, was arrested early Friday morning in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

According to reports the arrest was to due to an incident at a local bar when apparently Jones got involved in an "extremely bloody fight."

Jones suffered some injuries in the fight. He was smacked in the face with a beer mug causing his nose to bust open during the fight. Jones went to the local hospital for his injuries.

Jones was booked for misdemeanor simple assault and the other individual in the fight was booked for felony aggravated assault.

Vinnie posted a $400 bond and the other guy is still in jail.

For someone with a history of violence, such as when he was found guilty of assaulting a neighbor, let's see if the judge will be lenient on Jones.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

lets steal it and smoke it.


Can Greg and I stay with you for New Years eve, Rabbit? ASk your wife and get back to me!



Tuesday, December 2, 2008