Jack Nicholson now? or Jack Nicholson 15 years ago?

sam has already been re-incarnated

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THIS is the best video ever!! PINCHE WALKEN!

THIS is the best video ever!!

BEST VIDEO EVER. PINCHE BASTA.

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA.

I totally have a car

Sup guys, I got a car. It's a blue Hyundai Accent.


YAY

Don't turn your back on a cactus.

A lot of people are putting googly eyes on their cactuses nowadays. I think it’s because cactuses are dangerous. Cactuses have pricklers that can stab you on your hands, your throat, your face. So, you need to know where you stand with them at all times. The only way to know where you stand with someone is to look into their eyes, right? Normally plants don’t have eyes so it’s hard for me to trust them. Hence, googly eyes. Still, a good rule of thumb is don’t turn your back on a cactus.

Don't ever stop...

being tenacious!

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter."
-MLK

now now

i would not like to bone jack nicholson.
meg ryan i guess, but not really.

ps tomorrow is my birthday and my mom sent freaking amazing cookies to me! mmmmmmm

hey guys, i think i'm going to quit my job.