Don't turn your back on a cactus.

A lot of people are putting googly eyes on their cactuses nowadays. I think it’s because cactuses are dangerous. Cactuses have pricklers that can stab you on your hands, your throat, your face. So, you need to know where you stand with them at all times. The only way to know where you stand with someone is to look into their eyes, right? Normally plants don’t have eyes so it’s hard for me to trust them. Hence, googly eyes. Still, a good rule of thumb is don’t turn your back on a cactus.