Sir Mike Jaynes and I have come to a mutual agreement that we will each attempt to revive our blogging. In days of yore, he and I would blog for hours in a violent struggle for internet supremacy. Most impartial observers would say that I was victorious as I garnered hundreds of unique hits from dozens of countries. Including my father who thought that he was so internet savvy that he could read my genius without my knowing.
On a side note, my father once believed he found a stash of my porn on the family computer. To offset this, he deleted all of the files that he found and replaced them with a word document saying something to the effect of "I caught you." At the time, a more apt note would have been, "Max, despite the fact that you have been reaching puberty with the speed that Cuba is adopting Democratic reform, I will continue to stunt your maturation by preventing your development of sexual urges and self-induced pleasures. In fact, I intend to take a picture of your hairless armpits and distribute it to any female that you could potentially consider to be a penal receptacle." I should note that I was 17 at the time and yes my dad is vulgar enough for that to be a proper representative of his thought process. Anyway, my father's apprehension was incorrect as this was not my material. At the time I had put a separate hard drive in to the computer, accessible only through a serious of arduous passwords and wire connections.
So I think the moral of the story, which is completely in line with the start of this post is... Who's shit was it on that computer, it sure as hell was not mine.
Also, why is Hulk Hogan's wife dating a teenager? Is she trying to redefine the phrase cougar? If so, she should get her own reality TV show because Dina Lohan is setting the bar pretty high.
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only you would mention cougars, dina lohan and cuba's democratic reform in the same blog
Look, it's been long enough for me to come clean. Those were my wank materials. Except for "brother rapes sleeping underage teenage virgin sister twice.avi" that was Robert Neely's. Also, even if you were the internet victor, our finest collective moment was the Glutton Bowl rant.
A better question though, is why does Hogan's daughter have a TV show? Or, for that matter, why does the younger Lohan? Watching shitloads of TV all day in Vegas has reminded me how bad TV is these days.
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