It's official, just dropped brian off, now im gonna show rip van winkle how it's really done.
Things Mike left out:
Downing a beer in every state.
Watching a cars wheel fall off right in front of us.
Best Jerusalem food ever.
Rocking "i <3 NYC" by Andrew WK as NYC came into view.
Partying like fucking rock stars in Athens (well at least like alt-bluegrass stars).
"Whats teh worst thing a black guy can say to a jew?" 'Hi dad!'
Im not looking for a hand out, just a hand up." - Guy selling The Onion (dan bought one).
If its Armageddon, then Arm-a-gettin' drunk.
The Empire State Building.
MoMA MoMA MoMA.
Challenging freggot new yorkers to a game of beer pong.
Times Square at night.
"this car smells like nutsack and farts"
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im sure someone will fill in the blanks, for now ZZZzzZzzzzzZZZ