Monday, June 29, 2009

The King is dead, long live The King!!

It's official, just dropped brian off, now im gonna show rip van winkle how it's really done.

Things Mike left out:
Downing a beer in every state.
Watching a cars wheel fall off right in front of us.
Best Jerusalem food ever.
Rocking "i <3 NYC" by Andrew WK as NYC came into view.
Partying like fucking rock stars in Athens (well at least like alt-bluegrass stars).
Subway performers.
"Whats teh worst thing a black guy can say to a jew?" 'Hi dad!'
Im not looking for a hand out, just a hand up." - Guy selling The Onion (dan bought one).
If its Armageddon, then Arm-a-gettin' drunk.
The Empire State Building.
Challenging freggot new yorkers to a game of beer pong.
Times Square at night.
"this car smells like nutsack and farts"
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1.

im sure someone will fill in the blanks, for now ZZZzzZzzzzzZZZ

1 comment:

josephine terese said...

that is a whole lot of offensive.

MoMA MoMA MoMA i'm jealous.