Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Why is Captain Kirk Climbing a Mountain?!

OMG, this is the most awesomely epic/hilarious shit ever.

5 comments:

DK said...

Pretty sure that this is from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier... or at least from some interview related thereto. Also, if my memory serves me correctly, it's the only Trek movie they let the Shat direct, and yes... it starts with some gratuitous man on mountain action. Worth watching only to see Spock, strapped with a Federation issue jetpack, rescue Kirk from the mountain he loves oh so dearly.

-DK

janette said...
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DK said...

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-DK

Kacey said...

Oh, I've seen that movie. So awful.

I think the spam comment only enhanced this post! Thanks for the translation, Dan!