Monday, April 5, 2010

THIS GUY LOVES THE MACAQUE!


Thai monkey policeman. Swear to God.


Also... free pint next time I see you for the best Macaque joke in the comments.

-DK

15 comments:

Katie! said...

I love to cuddle macaque.

Mike Jaynes said...

I don't think I'll be able to beat the headline itself: "Macaque on Patrol with Thai Force to Help Improve Relations with Muslim Separatists".

Muslim Separatists apparently love Macaque.

DK said...

You chose the wrong headline, Mike... try "Thai Police Force Takes Monkey On The Beat"

...struggling for "beat macaque" joke... someone else run with this.

seanlb said...

Mike Jaynes, Dan K and a macaque walk into a bar. Bartender looks at them and says "You guys look terrible. First round's on me if you get it off your chest."

Mike Jaynes looks at the guy, sniffles and says, "I think my girlfriend is gonna leave me because my penis is too small. *sigh* Oh well, I knew those Menowskys were bad news."
The bartender gives him a beer.

Dan K. smirks and says "That's all?! That's nothing! I think my girlfriend gave me the clap!" He starts to berate Mike Jaynes, but suddenly becomes ashen faced as the enormity of the problem hits home.
The bartender gives him a shot of whiskey.

The bartender looks at the macaque and says, hey buddy, what about you? Why do you look so bad?

The macaque looks at the bartender, then down, then back to the bartender. Just as he starts to speak- he bursts into tears and is inconsolable.

Mike Jaynes and Dan K. look at eachother and both say "I guess MY COCK problem isn't so bad."

Mike Jaynes said...

Oh, sure, the guy who isn't even in the goddamn States has the best joke. It's good to know that Katie Menowsky wouldn't date me because of my small penis though.

Also Dan, I was looking at the title of that webpage - I know it's not the headline, but I wasn't sure what exactly to call that. I guess "web page title".

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Brian said...

knock knock . . .

who's there?

MACAQUE . . .

Macaque who?

Macaque is in you and i just woke up!

seanlb said...

fuck, i think 家瑩 snaked it out from under me.

Katie! said...

size matters.

Mike Jaynes said...

If the macaque takes a bullet for an officer, is that macaqueblocking?

DK said...

Sean wins... unless any of you can top that masterpiece of a macaque joke.

-DK

Katie! said...

i vote macaque blocking. that was fucking funny.

seanlb said...

VICTORY!!

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