"This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system"
WHAT THE F!?!?!
he is thankful for the message of the book BECAUSE THERE WAS A SHIV IN IT. so he willed not to be raped and the book magically brought him an opportunity to stab the prospective rapist. the secret IS amazing!!!
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"This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system"
WHAT THE F!?!?!
he is thankful for the message of the book BECAUSE THERE WAS A SHIV IN IT. so he willed not to be raped and the book magically brought him an opportunity to stab the prospective rapist. the secret IS amazing!!!
i was hoping this was fictional. to my relief, i dedcided it was after clicking on ari's name.
his review about *stacking chairs* is hilarious. especially the folding table part...
thanks, chris.
its a good thing he stabbed marcus before marcus stabbed him with his secret
oh. my. god.
that was amazing. it kind of inspired me to go and watch andrews "the secret" documentary. only kind of.
also, i miss you aaron.
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