The Butthurt Form

I know at least a few of you will get enjoyment from this one.

Don't ever stop.

I miss you guys. Seriously.

google anal.

google analytics is pretty sweet. i use it for work, so i set up an account for our blog. if you goto the bottom of the page you'll see "i can has IP?". you can't look at the stats or anything, b/c you're such a newb, but i'll post some of them up here.

click to get the full picture.

This one is especially special to my heart. It means that most of us know the glory of Firefox (or are a dick and have an iphone) and that only some of us are retarded and use IE. (note: in the real world, IE and FF are flipped, with about 88% of the world being completely and utterly useless. i hate IE. has that been made clear?)



This one just shows the number of visits per day.

This is a map of where people are at when they view the site. Who do we know in Italy?

Awesome Vid.

I don't want to push Mike's post down, but this video just made me piss all over myself.

Watch it all, but around 1:25 is when I started to lose my shit.

Mission Accomplished.

Well, I made it to Athens, OH. I never want to drive again, even though Kentucky and Ohio are really pretty to drive through. Kentucky in particular was full of hilly forests that ruled my face. And driving over the Ohio River was awesome. Here's a pic I snapped right as I crossed.
I walked around campus for about an hour after I got here. The campus is huge, and pretty - reminds me of Tulane but a lot bigger. Also, downtown Athens appears to pretty much be the college. As I was turning off the highway, on a sign pointing towards Downtown, somebody had put quotes around the word, which made me chuckle. This is the dorm I'll be living in-


Looks pretty sweet, from the outside at least. Anyway, I miss the hell out of you guys already. I feel very out-of-place right now, but hopefully that'll pass soon.

lying

so, on the left hand side it says that i am a contributor...which has been a total lie until now.


also, i have 17 profile views and nothing to look at...i suppose i will fix that

You Suck at Photoshop

These are great. and hilarious.

Corespondence

I've already told a few of you, but I thought I would share an email thread between Mari (Sam's mom) and myself. I don't think she would mind my sharing it, and I know she would appreciate emails or facebook posts.
(Start with the bottom email and work up.)

Josephine,

Thank you so much for your kind words.
I am glad I am here to help my mother, but can't wait to go home.
I will go home on 9/9, and 1 month is a long time to be away from home.

Hope your classes are going well, and please send all my love to everybody!

Love
Mari

Mari Howlett (Colquitt) marihowlett@hotmail.com

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Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:34:09 -0500
From: josephine.bibby@gmail.com
To: marihowlett@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Sending Hi from Japan


Mari,
I am so sorry to hear about your father. I know that even when a loved one has been sick, it is so hard to lose them. Know that we in Nacogdoches are thinking of you and your family.
I'm counting on next year to be better than this one at least.
Love, Josephine

On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 9:52 AM, Mari Howlett <marihowlett@hotmail.com> wrote:
Josephine,

I am sending this to you from Japan.
It's so good to hear from you.
I hope all is well with you and everybody.

Unfortunately, my father died on 8/7 and I am here since 8/10 to help my mother.
I will go home on 9/9.
My father had been ill for a long time and it was not a surprise to any of us.
All the same, this has been a sad year for us.

Izumi has gone off to A & M a week ago and I am hoping he is doing OK.
I know it's a big change for him, and am very excited for him too.

Please send all my love to everybody.

Love
Mari

A Reason I Will Forever Stay With Josephine

Sean told his father about my dick infatuation and this is one of the things he sent me.

Penis Puppeteers

Enjoy

My seedy Tennessee motel room #.

Didn't even request it specifically. A good sign, I hope.