im going to try and do a top ten everyday . .hopefully

top10

im doing a project that will revolve around this idea for typography so i cranked one out real quick.

and comment with some suggestions of top tens youd like to hear.

micky do some when you can.

Lil Jon's new hit single

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lolartjokes

get it?

hey. dummy.

http://www.adultswim.com/promos/carlcasting/index.html

also, happy thanksgiving.
Remember when...

This always reminds me of Brad

cotton candy

jordash jeans

so mad

im going to find this guy and kill him. he will be to me what the killer of bruce waynes parents was to him

chris i believe this is a perfect example of what everyone should look for in a perfect movie

9pm tonight

discovery channel: squids!!!!!!

seems sarcastic ... kind of makes me want to barf.

knew it all along

didnt make sense to me, but im glad he was right.

eeeee equals emmmmm seeeeeeeeeeeee squared

thankswhat

tomorrow i'm getting on a train to goto chicago to hang out with Shea. it takes about 19 hours to get to there, and then she'll pick me up and we'll drive the 2 hours back to milwaukee. the train sounds really badass. two seats, then an isle, then two seats. a dining car, an observation car, and most importantly, delishious power outlets on most seats! hello watching the whole always sunny series!! i'm really excited.

has anyone been on the amtrak before? any tips? not that i need any really, seeing as how i have the new kanye album.

can you say (multiple) brewery tours? can you say snow?! can you say 3 days off of work? can you say anymore?

to katie: represent the polacks that didnt get killed by hitler

other title options:
its not gay unless the balls touch
the only way i can talk to aaron is by posting fark links
i dont get good guitar in my life now that chris is in the desert

New Address

So, I'm now totally moved out of the dorm and into my apartment. I'm pretty happy about it, even though my roommate is mehhhh. I'm particularly happy to have some of the posters from Upton back up - the Big Lebowski and Rush Hold Your Fire poster from the living room, some of the stuff from my room. I threw away that half-naked broad though.

Anyway, I wanted to post my new address for those of you who might want to write me letters and send me things (thanks Sarah, Josephine, Katie! Sorry I fail at writing back. I'll write you letters in January.) such as say, birthday cards, when I get back up here. New address is: 8864 United Lane Apt. 4, Athens, OH 45701.

Also I will be in Texas this weekend. Let us make with the feasting and the merriment!

Hey assholes

I'm gonna be in Texas December 5th. Been a hard quarter, looking forward to seeing those of you that still reside in Nac town.

Need some love from my bitches in nac tizzle.

Lets party.

preschool

this is my favorite kid in my class. she's the most amazing thing i have ever witnessed.


and i made this for my classroom! so cute i can hardly stand it.

poll

i have to take bcm 247 or com 111.
which one should i take? what did you take? WHO should i take it with?
thanks.
love, josephine

this is why i troll fark

The Interrobang

This is for Brad. Also, its pretty awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang

new years

anyone have any ideas rolling around for a new years eve party yet?

i want to come to nac for new years, but not unless you guys are planning on being there and getting together.

if you all want to carpool and drive 2 hours to Humble, we could have a party there in a big friendly house with lots of space, a fire pit, and beds/couches to crash on. just throwing that out there.

let me know when something transpires.

loveyou,
evil

ENGAGED

Sherri Dupree and Max Bemis
i think all the dupree sisters are taken now and that is sad:(

for those who never saw this self portrait

i did this while on the couch at upton on the 2nd of april, so im pretty proud of this one

the poeples elbow

boil potatoes - pass

sautee baby portabellas, garlic and basil, with cream - pass

blend potatoes, salt pepper, garlic powder, and stick of butter - pass

pan fry ribeye in olive oil - pass

mashed potatoes on plate - pass

steak on plate - pass

mushroom cream sauce on steak - pass

eat said foods - pass

clean dirty dishes - pass

add fresh tomatoes, i chopped and set in the fridge to keep cold, to the top of my delicious meal - epic fail :(

so hard

first one to beat 35.1m gets a blowjob from brian. and yes, that includes brian.

Begich > Stevens by 3

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27677265


I wonder how much this has changed since i found it.

beeker the dog

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title

I finally watched 2 girls 1 cup last night. I thought the poop would have been more brown.

HA! makes me laugh

Batman sues Batman

which came first?

BATMAN

or?!

BATMAN

WATCH OUT.

One of the lawyers I work for has a son in a fraternity. They were "dicking around" and this happened. Apparently the handle broke off and shot into this guys head. daaaaaang. Luckily it just went through skin so no worries. YIKES.

his words in the email forwarded to me to his father; "Remember I told you the story about the two Beta seniors fucking around with a knife, and blade flew out...look where it ended up. "

i wonder if he turns green

Journey O'Clock

Last night I was walking down Court Street, the main drag of town, listening to my iPod when I started to hear what sounded like a crowd of people singing. I took off my headphones and looked across the street to discover some 35 people standing on the steps of the Courthouse, singing "Don't Stop Believing". Some of them had Santa hats on, so I wonder if they had been singing carols and then broke into Journey'o'clock.

Pretty sweet moment of my life right there.

hot tranny mess

hott stuff

how do I make the fire in my fireplace go out?

also!

KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!!

hello youtubes!

i def stayed a while and listened
move over daft punk cuz that ronald jenkees dude is sweet in every way

the story of the picture

this weekend clementine was visiting me and brian so george was not altogether thrilled. he likes her ok, but he only wants to play with her when she does not really play back. which is not usually clementine's style. she is a hands on friend. or, tongues on.
so as i was about to go to bed i realized i hadn't seen george in a while. i feared that he might be outside (yes he is a domesticated creature now) but knew that he is a good hider so he might bre inside, and that he could handle it if he was outside, and i gave up looking for him.
i went to bed, and before i fell asleep, brian came and brought me to the laundry room. because he had found george. in the dryer. i had left my clothes in there, and the door open, so i guess he decided to make himself at home in there among the clean, yummy clothes. he was cleaning himself and as brian tried to take a picture he got up and started to come out, and thus the picture on the sidebar. <--------
the moral of this story is that george is the CUTEST THING ever.
thank you.

popabowa!

ello.

it's been awhile since i've posted in this so i figured now's the time.

one. i had a dream a couple of nights ago. i guess more of a nightmare than a dream. i've been having lots of crazy dreams lately. but this one tops the list. i was somewhere outside with a lot of strangers and i looked up and perched on a telephone wire was this monkey vampire looking thing. like it was the size of a human, had fur and a tail, and the face of a vampire. first there was just one of them and then a lot more came jumping out of i don't know where, i guess air, and they were all perched like birds. that was basically the dream. i made myself wake up.

two. ryan and i were at heb, standing in line and ryan picks up a tabloid and starts flipping through it. there was a story about my monkey vampires that i just dreamt about. insane. they're called popabowas. and the article had illustrations. EXACTLY what they looked like in my dreams. except these ones had wings. the ones in my dream could have had wings. they just weren't spanned out. seriously. popabowas. the article said they mainly stalk men's dreams. i think mine really tried to get to ryan but instead got me. but seriously, wtf?

three. is anyone else scared, because i am.

four. i've been wanting cowboy boots for awhile now. i was just going to pay way too much for some at some vintage shop, but the world loves me. we walked outside to go across the street to the gas station to buy some cigarettes and there were a pair of black cowboy boots by the dumpster. yes, i took them. yes, they're about one size too big. yes, i'm wearing them right now. with socks, of course. i don't know what kind of weird fungus the previous owner had. but anyways, life loves me and my new boots.

five. i finally started my new job at the restaurant, fiddler's hearth. it's kind of slow right now because it's a new restaurant. but it's cool. and i got to play with medicine balls today. the work out kind. they're heavy. but yeah. come to austin. come to the restaurant and tip me mad.

six. i miss everyone. tons.

seven. this is the first time in my life that i am not going home for thanksgiving. sad. i miss my family.

talk about the weather or how the weather used to be.

ok, so i promise i'll start posting pictures with my next posts. i just always forget my camera when i end up going somewhere to use the internet.

top 5 weakerthans songs:
1. left and leaving
2. the reasons
3. plea from a cat named virtue (because it makes me think of dijon)
4. night windows
5. utilities

these are subject to change. feel free to comment.

top 5 pixies songs: (because i said this at the harp and i strongly believe it and it needs to be in writing)
1. hey
2. where is my mind
3. debaser
4. gigantic
5. gouge away

high five to rabbit for graveyard shifts and news reports from the transgender department.

my favorite college professor is writing a book about pop culture and he wants to me read the first two chapters he's written. he's written more, but he just wants my opinion on the first two i guess. i'm pretty much the most excited i've ever been. this guy is the reason i want to be a teacher more or less.

and in 18 days i get to see my family for the first time in 9.5 months. be excited for me.

I MISS YOU GUYS.
i'm going to try to get andrew to answer my phone calls and maybe we can make a trip over there.

awesome

the flip side to prop 8

Halloween in Athens

So, there was quite a lot of buildup towards Halloween in Athens. It was supposed to bring in 20,000 people from out of town - into a town that was normally only about that size. I'll admit, it was fairly crazy. Nothing on the scale of Mardi Gras; close, perhaps, to 6th Street on a really wild night. But with more costumes. I had a pretty good time - I dressed up as the narrator and had a delightful mustache as previously mentioned.
Around 4pm or so I was in the office in the English building, trying to do some work, and I decided to go get some coffee and see if it was starting to get weird outside. Turns out, they block off the main drag of town early in the day and have bands and such playing. This band was playing "Bulls on Parade" when I walked up. And the lead singer was wearing a Hulk Hogan outfit. Woot.

I eventually went downtown at like 7:30 or so, and it was staring to pick up. I was with my friend Ali and two of her friends - one was in from New York, one was in from L.A. I felt fancy, partying with rich socialites. There were some McCain/Palin supporters on this balcony, yelling down at the people walking by. I couldn't tell if it was a costume or not. Eventually I went to a party being thrown by one of the second-year grad students. There was a band playing in the carport under the house, a fire, pretty girls and lots of drinking. We headed back to the wild block party around midnight, and had probably gotten twice as packed compared to when I had been there earlier. Here are some pictures of some of the people I was traveling around with, one of whom was a Sarah Palin with a sash that said "Miss Alaska" and a shirt that said "Miss Guided, Miss Ogynist, Mistake" on it. And yes, my phone's camera sucks at night pictures. OH WELL.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start

Speaking of Alaska ...

Apparently Sarah Palin did not know Africa was a continent.

America.

Fuck yes.






Alaska:

What the fuck?

For some reason I found this to be hilarious

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sigh

Heroes has parted ways with co-executive producers Jesse Alexander and Jeph Loeb.
the pair were axed because of NBC’s “frustration with the creative direction of the show.” Financial concerns might have also played a part in duo’s firing;the word is episodes were costing over their $4 million budget.

photo from friends facebook

Iron Man


EDIT!!!!!!

this is not the friend that i have, based on this picture this dude will never be my friend.











EDIT PART DEUX: LeeLoo DALLAS Multi-PAss

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In Support of the Mustache

I shaved off this beauty this morning. Will be growing out again. People didn't believe it was real last night.

Movember

During Movember (the month formerly known as November) I'm growing a Moustache. That's right I'm bringing the Mo back because I'm passionate about tackling men's health issues and being proactive in the fight against prostate cancer.

To donate to my Mo you can either:

1. Click this link https://www.movember.com/us/donate/donate-details.php?action=sponsorlink&rego=1827896&country=us and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account, or
2. Write a check payable to the ‘Prostate Cancer Foundation', referencing my Registration Number 1827896 and mailing it to:

Prostate Cancer Foundation
Attn: Movember
1250 Fourth St
Santa Monica, CA, 90401

All donations are tax-deductible to the extent permitted by law.

The money raised by Movember is donated directly to the Prostate Cancer Foundation which will use the funds for high-impact research to find better treatments and a cure for prostate cancer.

Did you know:

• Prostate cancer is the most common non-skin cancer in the US with one in six American men developing the disease and more than 28,000 men dying of the disease every year.
• African American men and those with a family history of prostate cancer are twice as likely to develop the disease and should have regular annual testing starting at 45. All other men should commence testing at 50.
• Prostate cancer is 90% curable if detected and treated early.

For those that have supported Movember in previous years you can be very proud of the impact it has had and can check out the details at:
[ Fundraising Outcomes ].

Movember culminates at the end of month Gala Partés. If you would like to be part of this great night you'll need to purchase a [ Gala Parté Ticket ].

Thanks for your support,

Andrew.

More information is available at http://www.movember.com/.

Movember is proudly grown by Canadian Club and Philips Norelco.

Movember is proud to support the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

NoBloPoMo?

this month is November Blog Posting Month, so i have started my own blog. i'm not really sure how interesting it will be but i'm going to write every day for a month, and maybe from then on.
read it if you want to.
http://ifiwasadragon.blogspot.com