What the fuck should I be for Halloween? This is more important than in years past; I feel an obligation to step it up given the importance and general debauchery of Halloween in this town. So far the only idea I've given any consideration is something we were talking about in the office, going as literary concepts. I was thinking of being The Narrator and dressing somewhat fancy and narrating everything that goes on around me all night. Until I get punched in the face.