the whole time i'm trying not to say anything.
"the daily show is actually more conservative than the colbert report"
"no, the colbert report is. colbert is really the most conservative person on tv, and he's just fooling everyone."
about palin "i don't like 'that' woman. not that i'm anti-women, but i don't like her......if a woman is president, i'm moving to canada."
and then i kinda had to focus on my mouth staying closed.